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Post by NipunMohta on Tue May 06, 2008 7:43 pm

"Art of friendship" is like playing a musical instrument. First u must learn to play by rules & then you must forget rules n play from ur heart....

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Post by NipunMohta on Tue May 06, 2008 7:43 pm

A friend gives "love" ,


A good friend gives "protection" ,

but a REAL FRIEND gives

"heart" ...

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Post by NipunMohta on Tue May 06, 2008 7:43 pm

Not every flower represents love,

but rose did

Not every tree can stand thirst,

but cactus did

not every monkey can read sms,

but u did

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Re: Awsome SMS

Post by NipunMohta on Tue May 06, 2008 7:43 pm

What is the difference between monkey and donkey?


Monkey will read this message and donkey will erase this message.

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Re: Awsome SMS

Post by NipunMohta on Tue May 06, 2008 7:43 pm

No Offences Meant

Sardar got an invitation to party which said,

"PINK TIE ONLY"

when he went 2 the party he was surprised to find that others were wearing pants & shirts also.

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Post by NipunMohta on Tue May 06, 2008 7:44 pm

A rose is always a rose, whether its in flower pot or dustbin... same way u r always my frnd whether u r in national zoo or royal circus!!

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Post by NipunMohta on Tue May 06, 2008 7:44 pm

True Bravery is to arrive home, fully drunk after a late night out, Wife waiting with a jhadu and u ask : "Jaan, abhi tak safai kar rahi ho?!"

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Post by NipunMohta on Tue May 06, 2008 7:44 pm

Bachpan yaad dilaon? Alay Alay! Ooei!! Ooo!
Sweetoo!Paaro! Chono
Shohna! Ooooh!
Yeh kya kiya soo soo kar diya!!
Batameez.

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Post by NipunMohta on Tue May 06, 2008 7:44 pm

Banta-what do u call a wife who is beautiful, intelligent, understanding, caring never jealous n a great cook?

Santa - ..................................Afwah!

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Post by NipunMohta on Tue May 06, 2008 7:44 pm

Tere gham mein tadap ke mar jayenge, mar gaye to tera naam lagayenge, rab ko rishwat dekar tujhko bhi upar bulayenge, phir baithkar saath mein KUR-KURE khayenge!

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Post by NipunMohta on Tue May 06, 2008 7:45 pm

"GODISNOWHERE" What did you read? 'God is No Where' or "God is Now here'?

Just a beautiful way to say "Life is how you see it" ...

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Re: Awsome SMS

Post by NipunMohta on Tue May 06, 2008 7:45 pm

If A is 1,
B is 2
C is 3.... Z is 26 then

L + O + V + E = 54
F+R+I+E+N+D+S+H+I+P = 108

Interesting na?

Frndship is twice stronger than luv.

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Re: Awsome SMS

Post by NipunMohta on Tue May 06, 2008 7:45 pm

Har dil ka armaan hai dosti,
pyaar main vishwaas hai dosti,
narazgi ko jo mita de,
tanhai ko jo bhaga de,
rote ko hasaa de,
sabko manzil bata de,
vo ehsaas hai dosti

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Post by NipunMohta on Tue May 06, 2008 7:45 pm

Teacher- Students, draw a picture of bacteria.

Student - Here it is MAM.

Teacher- Where. It is Blank.

Student - You told that Bacteria can't be seen with naked eye.

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Re: Awsome SMS

Post by NipunMohta on Tue May 06, 2008 7:46 pm

Chandni raat thi,
Nadi ka kinara tha,
Aasman me taron ka nazara tha,
Premi ne pyar se,
hole se
Muskarate huai
Premika se kaha!

"Darling."


















Bidi Piogi?

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Re: Awsome SMS

Post by NipunMohta on Tue May 06, 2008 7:46 pm

Glt nzr se dekhoge to hr jgh kharab nzr aayegi. glt nzr se dekhoge to har jagah kharab nzr aayegi, shi nazar se dekhoge to hr sundar ladki tumhe bhabhi nzr aayegi.

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Post by NipunMohta on Tue May 06, 2008 7:46 pm

Humari muskurahat dekh kar duniya ne socha ki hum gum se khali hai. par unko kya ptta ki jis gam ke baag mein duniya rehti hai, hum us baag ke maali hai.

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Post by NipunMohta on Tue May 06, 2008 7:46 pm

"Live with no excuses and love with no regrets. When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that U have thousand reasons to smile."

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Post by NipunMohta on Tue May 06, 2008 7:46 pm

Dhoka mila jab pyaar mein, zindagi mein udaasi chha gayi,

socha tha chhod denge is raah ko par aaj mohalle mein dusri aa gayee .. !

..Best of Luck..

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Post by NipunMohta on Tue May 06, 2008 7:46 pm

Teacher : Bachon kasam lo daru, cigarette, jua aur ladkion se door rahoge. aur desh ke liye jaan bhi de doge.

LADKE : De denge sir, aisi jaan kis kaam ki ....:-/

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Post by NipunMohta on Tue May 06, 2008 7:46 pm

Kya tapoori? Apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kya? Apun kabse tere sms ki wait kar rela hai. Chal chirkut apna mobile utha aur 2-4 raapchik msg chipka daal.

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Post by NipunMohta on Tue May 06, 2008 7:46 pm

Once upon a time a legend used 2 send messages n all fools used to enjoy reading them. The legend is back n the history continues....

Gudnite

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Post by NipunMohta on Tue May 06, 2008 7:47 pm

Buland bharat ke nikamme bachho valentines/frndship dy hota to ab tak 100 sms ho gaye hote. Cm on., it's a gr8 day. So wish everybody ... HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY...

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Re: Awsome SMS

Post by NipunMohta on Tue May 06, 2008 7:47 pm

In future How do I identify your kids in a class room?

Its Simple. I'll check who is erasing his notes when teacher is clearing the black board....! :]

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Post by NipunMohta on Tue May 06, 2008 7:47 pm

If some1 did ask me.. wht is frndship. i wud sit next 2 u. pull u close 2 me, place my arm on ur shoulder & say proudly, this is "FRNDSHIP..."

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