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Re: Awsome SMS

Post by NipunMohta on Wed Oct 29, 2008 4:01 pm

Teri palko pe khwab rakh gya koi, teri saaso pe naam likha gaya koi, chalo vada raha tumse, bhool jana humein, agar "HUM" se achha dost tumhe mil gaya koi.

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Re: Awsome SMS

Post by NipunMohta on Wed Oct 29, 2008 4:01 pm

Dosti agar buri hai to usye hone mat do, achhi hai to usye khone mat do, aur agar dost ho sabse pyara to usye sone amt do. ? JAGTE RAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?

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Re: Awsome SMS

Post by NipunMohta on Wed Oct 29, 2008 4:01 pm

Kash tum bakri hote, hum tumhe ghaas khilate or pyar se tumhare seeng hilate or puchte...Bewakoof kon ....
Tum ya Main?
or tum pyar se bolte,
Main Main...

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Re: Awsome SMS

Post by NipunMohta on Wed Oct 29, 2008 4:01 pm

if Mallika Sherawat plays rol of dropdi, duryodn will hav 2 say,"dussashan, pehna do hamari is daasi ko sari.Hum bhi to dekhen ye vastron me kaisi lagti hai" !!

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Re: Awsome SMS

Post by NipunMohta on Wed Oct 29, 2008 4:01 pm

Niceh jo likha hai sach hai.
























































Upar jo likha hai jhoot hai.

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Re: Awsome SMS

Post by NipunMohta on Wed Oct 29, 2008 4:02 pm

R u a high scoring student?

Bored of gettin gud marks?
Join any school's name.......... .....aur fark dekhiye sirf 1 saal me.

Marks se Nomarks.
Ab sach mein possible.

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Re: Awsome SMS

Post by NipunMohta on Wed Oct 29, 2008 4:02 pm

Romance maths:
Smart man + smart woman = romance.
Smart man+dumb woman = affair.
Smart woman+dumb man = marriage.

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Re: Awsome SMS

Post by NipunMohta on Sat Nov 01, 2008 12:44 pm

Jiske pas kuch nahi uspe dunia hasti hai. jiskepas sabkuch hai usse dunia jalti hai, huamre pas tumhari dosti hai jiske liye duniya tarsti hai.

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Re: Awsome SMS

Post by NipunMohta on Sat Nov 01, 2008 12:44 pm

No Offences Meant

(6x)+(54y)-(25z)
40 (659zy)
=44550xyz
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Sardar hai kya? Itna kyo soch rahe ho? Time pass sms hai fwd karo, auro ka dimag khao.

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Re: Awsome SMS

Post by NipunMohta on Sat Nov 01, 2008 12:44 pm

Mat muskurao itna ke phoolon ko khabar ho jaye
Karein woh tareef tumhari aur tumhe nazar lag jaye.

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Re: Awsome SMS

Post by NipunMohta on Sat Nov 01, 2008 12:44 pm

Two snakes meet each other. First snake-I hope I am not poisonous. Second snake- Why? First Snake-Bcoz I bit my lip.

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Re: Awsome SMS

Post by NipunMohta on Sat Nov 01, 2008 12:45 pm

I dropped a coin in the wishing well and prayed for a smart and intelligent friend. then God Gifted Me u and said.
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Itne Paise me aisa hi Milega..

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Re: Awsome SMS

Post by NipunMohta on Sat Nov 01, 2008 12:45 pm

Udas na hone agar hmse Mulaqat na ho Ruswa na hona agar hmse Baat na ho Dua hai Zindagi Khushiyon se saje tumhari Bas Pukar Lena Hme Agar koi sath na Ho.

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Re: Awsome SMS

Post by NipunMohta on Sat Nov 01, 2008 12:45 pm

Apne jeevan ke paap mitane ke liye 108 baar is mantrea ka jaap karna. "EAST or WEST ur name IS THA BEST"...Ab edit karke Apna naam dal kar EK aur PAAP MAT karna!

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Re: Awsome SMS

Post by NipunMohta on Sat Nov 01, 2008 12:45 pm

Wife: Jab tum DESI pite ho to mujhe PARO kehte ho jab VODKA pite ho to DARLING kehte ho aaj kya piya hai jo CHUDEL kehte ho Husband : Aaj main Hosh mein hu.

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Post by NipunMohta on Sat Nov 01, 2008 12:45 pm

Wife is like an internet Virus : they ENTER ur Life, SCAN ur pockets, TRANSFER money, *_* EDIT ur mind, DOWNLOAD their problems, DELETE ur smile & HANG U 4ever

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Re: Awsome SMS

Post by NipunMohta on Sat Nov 01, 2008 12:45 pm

2 men meet both looking for their lost wives.
1st:What urs luk like?
2nd: She's 5'9" 36-24-36, fair, blue eyed, n urs?
1st: 4get mine lets find urs.

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Re: Awsome SMS

Post by NipunMohta on Tue Nov 04, 2008 5:44 pm

Ajay ke ghar ladki hui.
Vijay- Jab yeh badi hogi toh ladke isse chedeinge.
Ajay-Maine iska intezam kar liya hai. Vijay-
kya.Ajay-Maine iska naam DIDI rakha hai.

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Post by NipunMohta on Tue Nov 04, 2008 5:44 pm

Tum chaand ho jise sab yaad karte hain humari qismat to taroon jaise hai hume yaad karna to door log apni khushi ke liye huamre tutne tak ki fariyad karte hai.

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Post by NipunMohta on Tue Nov 04, 2008 5:45 pm

Happiness is like a butterfly-u run aftr it, it keeps flying away. Bt if u stand still, it cums n sits on ur shoulder. Wish u lots of butterflies! Sshh.Dnt Move

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Re: Awsome SMS

Post by NipunMohta on Tue Nov 04, 2008 5:45 pm

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Kuchh Nahin Yaar..... Fir Se Teri Shakal Yaad Aa Gayi...!

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Post by NipunMohta on Tue Nov 04, 2008 5:45 pm

Arz hai- chicken aise pakao ke kaccha na ho...... chicken aise pakao ke kaccha na ho.......... aur




mohabbat aise karo ke baccha na ho. Wah Wah!!

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Post by NipunMohta on Tue Nov 04, 2008 5:45 pm

Mill jaye koi Naya to Hamein na Bhula dena. Koi Rulaye Tumhein to Hamein Yaad kar lena. Dost Rahenge umar bhar tumhare Tumhari Khushi na sahi Gham hi Baant lena.

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Post by NipunMohta on Tue Nov 04, 2008 5:46 pm

Baap-Beta is baar exam me 90 percent marks lanay hai tujhe.Beta-Papa mai to is bar 100 percent launga. Baap-Kyu mazak kar raha hai. Beta-Shuru kisnay kia hai.

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Post by NipunMohta on Tue Nov 04, 2008 5:46 pm

Ankhen teri roye ansu mere hon, dil tera dhadke dhadkan meri ho, a mere dost dosti itni gahri ho, sadak par tu pite aur galti meri ho..

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