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Re: Awsome SMS

Post by NipunMohta on Tue May 06, 2008 7:47 pm

Smile cost is less then electricity but gives more light. So always smile and prove dat u r the best Tube Light.

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Re: Awsome SMS

Post by NipunMohta on Tue May 06, 2008 7:47 pm

What SUNDAY Means

S-Sote Raho
U-Utho Der Se
N-Nahao Mat
D-Dekhte Raho TV
A-Aaraam karo
Y-Yaad Karo Sirf Hamein....

Enjoy Sunday

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Post by NipunMohta on Tue May 06, 2008 7:47 pm

"LIPS" bhindi ki tarah
"GAAL" tamatar ki tarah
"EYES"matar ki tarah
Aur face "GOBHI" ki tarah

Hey Alaah!

Ek dost diya woh bhi sabzi mandi ki tarah

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Re: Awsome SMS

Post by NipunMohta on Tue May 06, 2008 7:47 pm

Whn U win.

I'll proudly tell the world

"Hey! Thats my Friend!!"

But When u Lose
I will sit by ur side. Hold ur hand n say

"Hey I'm ur frnd"

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Re: Awsome SMS

Post by NipunMohta on Tue May 06, 2008 7:47 pm

A jat passing through a jungle....

A beautiful chudail (witch) stops him n says - hooohoo ha main chudail hoo

JAT: re Bawli pher dekhe k hai. CHIPAT JAA!

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Re: Awsome SMS

Post by NipunMohta on Tue May 06, 2008 7:48 pm

*1*
*Special*
*Surprise 4 u*
so close ur eyes

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cheat
aankhen kaun band
karega?
main...

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Post by NipunMohta on Tue May 06, 2008 7:48 pm

Santa got job in Airtel Customer Care.

Customer - Hello my airtel sim blocked wat to do?

Santa - Why do u take tension remove airtel sim put hutch, thank u 4 calling.

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Re: Awsome SMS

Post by NipunMohta on Tue May 06, 2008 7:48 pm

...Jo Tumko ho pasand vahi baat karenge, Tum din ko agar raat kaho toh raat kahenge, Kyunki...















Paaglo se behes nahi ki ja sakti....

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Re: Awsome SMS

Post by NipunMohta on Tue May 06, 2008 7:48 pm

Pyar to hame bhi karna tha, Par kuchh khaas hua nahi,

Tajmahal to hame bhi banana tha par afsoss ke...































Loan pass hua nahi.

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Re: Awsome SMS

Post by NipunMohta on Tue May 06, 2008 7:48 pm

Every seconds god remembers u.


every minute god blesses u

Every hour god care for u.

coz every day I pray to him

"Bacha murkh hai lekin apna favourite hai..!!

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Post by NipunMohta on Tue May 06, 2008 7:48 pm

Na jane woh hamse kya chupati thi, Kuch tha uske hothon pe magar na jaane kyun sharmati thi.

Jab hamne muh khulva ke dekha to pata chala, Sali GUTKHA khati thi....

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Re: Awsome SMS

Post by NipunMohta on Tue May 06, 2008 7:48 pm

In future, How do I identify ur kids in a class room?

Its simple . I'll check who is erasing his notes. When Teacher is Cleaning hte Black Board..........! :]

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Re: Awsome SMS

Post by NipunMohta on Tue May 06, 2008 7:49 pm

Whnever u fall, trust me I'll always be there to catch u.

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Oops!
1 aur bar
Plz!
I wasn't ready

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Re: Awsome SMS

Post by NipunMohta on Tue May 06, 2008 7:49 pm

SA SA re
Sa
ni ni
sa re
sa
sa
re........sa
sa
re
dha ni pa
ni
sa
sa-sa
re.
re ma ga
ni
maga
sa
saaa
re.e.e....bus mere INDIAN
IDOL soja.

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Re: Awsome SMS

Post by NipunMohta on Tue May 06, 2008 7:49 pm

Har ladki tumhare liye bekarar hai,
Har ladki ko tumhara intezaar hai,
Ye tumhara koi kamaal nahi,
Kuch din baad "RAKHI" ka tyohar hai...!!

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Re: Awsome SMS

Post by NipunMohta on Tue May 06, 2008 7:50 pm

@(. = .)@
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Ganesh ji ki murti bhej raha hoon. forward nahi karni hai, bus pooja karke "MOBILE" visarjan kardena.

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Re: Awsome SMS

Post by NipunMohta on Tue May 06, 2008 7:50 pm

Preity
Karina
Amisha
Rani
Aish
Ravina
Sush
Shilpa
Kajol
Isha aur apki
chotti didi
SANIYA
ne advance mein aapko
RAKHI
bheji hai.
====<(<$>)>====
Baandh lena

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Post by NipunMohta on Tue May 06, 2008 7:50 pm

Hrithik aur John court me case lad rhe the k Zyada handsome kaun hai. dono hi case har gaye aur 1 dusre se bahar aakr puchne lage, yar ye ur city name main ur name don kaun hai?

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Re: Awsome SMS

Post by NipunMohta on Tue May 06, 2008 7:50 pm

What is da true meaning of 'Study' ???
















S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited sms
D. Dreaming
Y. Yawning...


So study hard.. ok!!

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Post by NipunMohta on Tue May 06, 2008 7:50 pm

Kya tum ped pe chad sakte ho, kya sanjivni buti la sakte ho, kya seena cheer k dikha sakte ho, nahi na. beta kewal shakal bandar jaisi hone se koi Hanuman nhi hota.

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Re: Awsome SMS

Post by NipunMohta on Tue May 06, 2008 7:50 pm

Who's cool?
its u
Who's charming?
its u.
Who's sweetest?
its u.
Who's smart?
its u.
Who's bst?
its u.

Zyada mat udo ye msg mujhe aaya tha tum sirf pado.

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Re: Awsome SMS

Post by NipunMohta on Tue May 06, 2008 7:51 pm

When wrods fail..... eyes work.,

When eyes fail.... Heart work.,

When heart fail...
To kya?

Samajhle TAPAK gaya 'MAMU'

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Re: Awsome SMS

Post by NipunMohta on Tue May 06, 2008 7:51 pm

Hurry up. Fill in the blanks with "Haan" or "Nahi"

1:_______main insaan nahi hoo.
2:_______main hi pagal hoon.
3:_______mera koi ilaj nahi hai.
4:_______main hi idiot hoon.

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Post by NipunMohta on Tue May 06, 2008 7:51 pm

How does a lazy person (like u) take bath during winters? U stand in front of a mirror. throw water on the mirror n say Chak de fatte. aaj to nahi hi liya.

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Re: Awsome SMS

Post by NipunMohta on Tue May 06, 2008 7:51 pm

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khali hai na!





















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!Mujhe bhi khaali hi aaya tha!!

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